Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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