As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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