Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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