3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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