I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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