Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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