We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
