I should be sponsored by Trojan
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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