ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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