nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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