Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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