I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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