Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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