sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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