I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
we should paint friendship bongs
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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