i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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