now i know why i became what i already was.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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