I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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