Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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