Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
