the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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