hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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