My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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