ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just tell him i said nine months
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
