no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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