This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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