This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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