Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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