I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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