This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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