Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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