He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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