On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
