i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Buhtt sex?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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