I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
