hell yes lets make some ravioli
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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