I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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