There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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