Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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