they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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