her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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