You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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