Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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