I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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