No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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