I got chris browned last night
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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