im holly from the hills drunk
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i think i scared a bird with my dick
it glows. i had to have it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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