Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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