You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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