id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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