1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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