i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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